The Apprentice

• Any shot of AMS1 – 1 drink
• Video of candidates saying why they will be a good apprentice are shown – 1 drink
• Nick or Margaret talk back to the contestants in the board room – 1drink
• Candidate makes use of clichés such as “I want this more than anything” – 1 drink
• Fight breaks out between team members – 2 drinks
• Candidate storms off during the task – 1 drink
• Candidate quits the show without being fired – 3 drinks
• Sir Alan reveals a double firing at the end of the task – 2 drinks (3 if a triple firing)
• Sir Alan precedes “You’re Fired!” with “You’re a total shambles” or “You’re a lightweight” etc – 2 drinks
• Sir Alan shouts down candidates with comments like “There’s only one job here like there’s only one hole in my bloody arse” – 3 drinks

The Apprentice You’re Fired

• Adrian Chiles tells the Firee not to be so nice to the other contestants – 1 drink
• Each panellist who disagrees with the firing – 1 drink
• All panellists disagree with the firing – finish your drink
• The Firee lays into a fellow contestant during the interview – 2 drinks
• Ex-contestants are in the audience and involved in the interview – 1 drink per contestant
• Nick or Margaret are on the panel – 2 drinks
• A past contestant is on the panel – 3 drinks
• Panellist makes a joke at the Firee’s expense – 2 drinks

If you can think of other rules for the game then let me know and I will add them in.

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