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I have been looking for a tool like this for a while. I even suggested it to FB to create such a feat but it never happened. But now you can see how all your friends interconnect.
You sit at the middle and then the tool uses the Facebook API to poll all your “Friends in Common” and create links between everyone in your friends list. The more common friends the bigger the node for that person.
I am running it through now to see how it goes – will screenshot the result and publish it later
Have you ever ________ with your top SIX?
- First Six people on your wall.
- Fill the people in below!
- Answer the questions truthfully!
1. James Tate
2. Katie Shields
3. Gemma Watson
4. Alex Carruth
5. Roger Willis
6. Hannah Williams
1. Have you ever danced with number 3? On a number of occasions.
2. Where did you meet number 6? on my first ever day at uni.
3. Have you ever gotten drunk with number 4? Hell Yes.
4. Has 2 been to your house? No.
5. Has number 3 ever seen you naked? Yes.
6. Have you ever gone shopping with 1? lots of times for theatre stuff.
7. Have you ever seen 5 in a swimsuit? No, and themental image is hurting me.
8. Have you ever met 5’s family? Yes.
9. Do you know 4’s middle name? I’d hazard a guess at David.
10. Have you ever eaten anything in front of 6? most meals in college over 3 years.
11. Do you trust number 2? I have no reason not to
13. Have you ever fought with number 1? Not physically but possibly over some ideas.
14. Have you ever kissed number 6? No
15. Are any of your top 6 family? None of them.
17. Have you ever done something dangerous with number 6? I dont think so.
18. Have you ever slept in the same bed with 5? No. Argh. No. NEVER
19. Do you think 3 and 6 would make a good couple? It could be interesting but I doubt it would happen!
20. Would 3 do anything for you? I dont think so
21. Has 2 ever helped you out? No.
22. Have you ever slept with your number 1? Fuck No!
23. Which have you known the longest? 1, 2 and 5 equally
24. Who have you known the shortest? 2
25. Have you had a crush on 1 – 6? just one.
26. Have you ever done anything illegal with number 5? 24, the shield.
27. Will 1 – 6 repost this? I doubt it.
Today Did You-
——————-
1. Talk to a boy/girl you like?
No
2. Learn anything new?
Not yet
3. Talk to an ex?
Emailed them
4. Miss someone?
Definately
-Last Person Who-
————————
5. Laid on your bed?
Me
6. Made you cry?
umm…
7. You went to the movies with?
Probably my parents :s
8. Went to the mall with you?
Can’t remember
9. You showered with?
All on my own
10. Made you laugh?
Some woman who walked into a tree on the way to work
11. Said they loved you?
That was a LONG time ago
-General stuff-
——————-
16. Favorite location?
anywhere with friends
17. Tattoo?
never
18. What are you most scared of this second?
breaking a clients network
19. Where do you want to get married?
Somewhere special
20. Who do you like?
Lots of people
19. Does anyone like you?
Not in the way I want
22. Do you like being around people?
If they are nice people then yes
23. Have you ever cried?
Yeah.
There is a question missing
25. Song stuck in your head?
Little Shop of Horrors soundtrack
26. Been on radio/TV?
No
28. Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Umm
30. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
light blue
31. Name three things that you do every day?
wake up, sit on a train, answer the phone
32. How much cash do u have right now?
Need to go to the cash machine for some in 5 mins
33. Are you bored?
Of work… no
34. What’s your favorite show?
24
35. Who got you into myspace?
Nobody – Facebook all the way
37. Wish someone was next to you this morning when you woke?
Of course
38. What website do you visit daily ?
www.facebook.com www.matthewjwhite.co.uk
39. Do you have plants in your room?
No – but I probably should though!
40. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My right arm from too much Wii Tennis
41. Who was the last person to hug you?
I dont know
26 SECRETS
1.WHAT IS YOUR DISPLAY NAME ABOUT?
Life
2. WHERE WAS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE TAKEN?
Summer Ball 2004
3. WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
James
4. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS?
Single
5. HONESTLY, IF SOMEONE WERE TO TELL YOU HOW THEY FELT, YOU LISTEN:
Yeh
6. WHATS YOUR CURRENT MOOD?
Indifferent
10. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, AND CHANGE SOMETHING, WOULD YOU?
Of course
11. IF YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL FOR ONE DAY- WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
Eagle
12. EVER HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE?
No
15. WHO DID YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS FROM?
Dan Palmer
16. NAME SOMEONE WITH THE SAME B-DAY AS YOU?
Ricky P
17. HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE?
Yes when drunk
18. WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
smile
19. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY ORDER FROM STARBUCKS?
Im a Pret man
20. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DRUNKEN NIGHT?
too many
21. DO YOU STILL WATCH KIDDY MOVIES OR TV SHOWS?
Only if I am bored
23. NAME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY?
24. DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGE?
A bit of French
25. IS THERE SOMEONE ON YOUR MIND NOW?
Yes
26. WHAT HURTS YOU AT THE MOMENT?
My life
REPOST THIS AS…
41 facts and 26 secrets
1. Spell your name without an E,S,H,I,M,A:
TTW J WT
2. Are you available?
Unfortunately Yes.
3. What’s your favourite number?
5
4. Favourite Color?
Blue
5. Least favourite color?
Gery
6. What are you listening to?
Morcheeba
7. Sins?
Most of them probably
8.Are you happy with your life right now?
Professional – Yes | Personal – NO
9.What was/is your favorite subject in school?
ICT
10.Do you shop at primark/h&m/topshop?:
No
11.How do you make money?
Working in IT Support
12. Where did you graduate from?
Durham University
13. Are you outgoing?
Not really
14. One word to describe you?
Alone
15. Do you like Mac’s?
Kinda – will always be a PC man tho
16. Do you own big sunglasses?
nope.
17. Where do you wish you were right now?
With someone I love
18. What should you be doing right now?
Anything
19. Do you have a crush?
one but apparently nothing will come of it
THE CANS:
~~~ ~~~~
Can you blow a bubble?: Yes
Can you do a cart wheel?: No
Can you whistle?: Yes
Can you wiggle your ears?: No
Can you wiggle your nose?: No
Can you roll your tongue?: Yes
THE DIDS:
~~~ ~~~~
Did you ever want to be a doctor? No
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? No
THE DO’S:
~~~ ~~~~
Do you believe in God?: Im open to suggestions
Do you know how to swim?: Yes
Do you like roller coasters?: Yes
Do you own a bike?: Not that I can ride
Do you think you could be on those reality shows? No
THE DOES:
~~~ ~~~~
Does hair loss run through your family? No
Does your car get good gas mileage? Better than the sports cars but its not economical
Does your family have family picnics? No
THE HAVES:
~~~ ~~~~~
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever gone fishing? Yes. I got a hook in my back. Never again
THE HOWS:
~~~ ~~~~
How did you find out about Facebook?: A friend
How many of your friends on it have you seen?: 300
How much money do you have on you right now? Nothing
THE LASTS:
~~~ ~~~~~
Last person you hung out with?: Donky
Last thing you said out loud?: Bye – to Simon as he left for Uni
Last thing someone said to you?: Bye – from Simon as he left for Uni
THE WHATS:
~~~ ~~~~~
What is the temperature outside?: according to the Wii 15
What was the last restaurant you ate at? Lal Akash
What was the last thing you bought?: Lunch yesterday
What was the last thing you had to drink? Pint of water
What was the last thing you watched?: Anna playing on my Wii
Who is your newest friend you added to Facebook: Dave Carr
Who was the last person you IM’d? James Tate
Who talked to you on the phone last?: Anny
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America…. not the brightest race in the world…
Comments off · Posted by wibble in Uncategorized
April 1997.
1.) How old were you?:
12
2.) Where did you go to school?:
Downsend School
3.) Where did you work?:
I was too young to have a job then
4.) Where did you live?
Leatherhead
5.) Where did you hang out?
All over the place
6.) Did you wear glasses?
No
7.) Who did you hang out with?
Mark Dallamore, Matt Karlsen, Will Christie Hall, Alex Cardno
8.) How many tattoos did you have?
none
9.) How many piercings did you have?
None!
10.) What car did you drive?:
I had a bike but was too young to have a car then
11.) Had you been to a real party yet?
It had hats and cake wrapped in paper napkins…
12.) Had your heart broken?:
No
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter:
Single
~*~FIVE YEARS AGO~*~
April 2002.
1.) How old were you?
17
2.) Where did you go to school?:
St John’s Leatherhead
3.) Where did you work?:
Dont think I did then either – maybe some stuff in the summer
4.) Where did you live?:
Leatherhead
5.) Where did you hang out?
Guildford on a Friday night
6.) Did you wear glasses?
No.
7.) Who did you hang out with?:
Jim, Donks, Becki, Charli, Dave W, Dan I
8.) Who was your regular-person crush?:
Charli
9.) How many tattoos did you have?:
None
10.) How many piercings did you have?:
None.
11.) What car did you drive?
I was learning in a Rover 214
12.) Had you had your heart broken?
No
13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter:
Taken
~*~NOW~*~
1.) How old are you?:
22
2.) Where do you work?
Wavex
3.) Where do you live?
Leatherhead
4.) Do you wear glasses?
No
5.) Who do you hang out with?
Nick, Mitch, The Maniac/Guns, Trog, Jez, Jeremy, Everyone on the service desk
6.) Do you talk to your old friends?:
Frome time to time
7.) How many piercings do you have?:
0
8.) How many tattoos?
0
9.) What kind of car do you drive?
Black 306 XSI
10.) Has your heart been broken?
Yes
11.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter:
Single 
The 100% scientific poshness test!
Rules are simple. If the total in the common section exceeds the total in posh section, you are working class. If visa-versa, you are posh. The larger the gap the more posh/working class you are. At the end just write down the totals for each category. Simple!!!
UNPOSH SECTION
? [ ] Lived in a terraced house
? [ ] Lived in a council house
? [ ] Don’t have a back garden
? [ ] Shared a room with brother/sister
? [ ] Went to a state primary school
? [ ] Went to a state secondary school
? [ ] Left school at 16
? [ ] Own Reebok clothing
? [ ] Tracksuit bottoms
? [ ] Own Burberry clothing
? [ ] Own a football shirt
? [ ] Own Fred Perry clothing
? [ ] Own Puma clothing
? [X] Have done graffiti
? [X] Used overdraft on bank account
? [X] Shop in Asda/Lidl/Aldi – Yep, all of the above.
? [ ] Shopped in TK Max
? [ ] Shopped in Matalan
? [ ] Smoker
? [X] Use ‘prick/wanker’ regularly
? [ ] Have a tattoo
? [ ] Piercing [not ears]
? [X] Drink Lager/Cider
? [ ] Parent(s) is/are unemployed
? [ ] Parent who earns under £15,000 a year
? [ ] Both parents earn under £15,000 a year
? [ ] Parent(s) in Trade Unions
? [ ] House has less than 3 bedrooms
? [ ] Live in an urban area
? [ ] Don’t own a car
? [ ] Own a car older than K reg
? [x] Support a football club
? [ ] Member of a Snooker club
? [x] Own a bike
? [x] Been on a Caravan holiday
? [ ] Had summer holiday in Britain more than abroad
? [ ] Been to Lanzarote – Ha ha ha ha ha!
? [ ] Been to Costa Del Sol
? [x] Been to Blackpool
? [x] Have/had a minimum wage job
? [ ] Microwave meals every night
? [ ] Eat GM food
? [X] Use the term ‘Prep/Jock/Rah’ as derisory
? [ ] Hate posh people more than chavs
? [ ] Parent votes Labour/Lib Dem
? [ ] Use the NHS
? [ ] Both parents vote labour/Lib Dem
? [ ] Believe tax system favours the rich
? [ ] Hate Margaret Thatcher
? [ ] Love Karl Marx
TOTAL: 11
__________________________
__________________________
POSH SECTION
? [X] Went to a private primary school
? [X] Private secondary school
? [ ] Parent is a millionaire
? [ ] Parent owns a business
? [ ] Parent is a lawyer
? [ ] Parent is a doctor
? [X] Parent who earns over £50,000 a year
? [ ] Both parents earn over £50,000 a year
? [X] Parents live in a detached house
? [ ] En-suite bathroom
? [ ] Have a games room
? [ ] Own Jack Wills clothing
? [X] Designer clothing
? [X] Own an item of clothing worth over £100
? [X] Savings account with over £5,000
? [X] Have your own car
? [ ] Own house/flat
? [X] Mobile phone
? [X] Ipod
? [X] Tuxedo/Prom dress
? [ ] Play an instrument
? [X] Expensive perfume/aftershave
? [X] Shop in Sainsburys/Waitrose (at uni)
? [ ] Drink Ale/Gin and Tonic
? [X] Call your parents ‘Mummy/Daddy’
? [ ] Use ‘crap/damn’ regularly
? [ ] Have a double-barrelled surname
? [ ] Live in the countryside
? [ ] Parents own a 4×4
? [ ] Parents own a Mercedes/Jaguar/BMW/Porsche/Audi etc
? [X] Parents house has more than 3 bedrooms
? [X] Parents have a guest room
? [ ] Member of a gym
? [X] Have private healthcare
? [ ] Member of a golf club
? [ ] Support a Rugby club
? [ ] Do Yoga/Pilates
? [X] Been to America
? [X] Been to Australia
? [X] Been to Africa
? [x] Had summer holidays abroad more than in Britain
? [x] Eat some organic food
? [x] Home cooked meals almost every night
? [X] Use the term ‘Chav/Pikey/Pleb’ as derisory
? [X] Hate chavs/pikeys more than posh people
? [X] Parent votes Conservative
? [X] Both parents vote Conservative
? [X] Believe there are too many immigrants in UK
? [ ] Like Margaret Thatcher.
? [ ] Hate Karl Marx
Total = 28
Clearly I am far too posh with 28 vs 11 almost 3 time more!!!
30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:
Be 100% truthful!
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
I cant remember shaving them
2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Coughing
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Coughing and mass writing facebook notes
4. Are you any good at maths?
yep
6. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Not that I know of
7. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Umm not really
8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
Myspace… Pah – awful site
9. Last thing received in mail?
Phone bill
10. How many different drinks have you had today?
2 – Water and Ribena
12. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine?
When they dont answer the phone
13. Any plans for tonight?
Get better
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Yeah – you have to
15. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had?
I’m not too sure really
16. What’s outside your front door?
A metal pig
17. Do you have plans on Friday night?
Not yet
18. Do you like the ocean?
Kinda – dont like boat trips as they can make me feel sick
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?.
No
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
No
22. Something you are excited about?
Kate coming to visit this weekend
23. Who around you has the most problems?
Me probably
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No
25. Describe your love life?
I’m in love but its not reciprocated
26. Where do you keep your change?
my wallet
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
I’m not sure
28. Do you like anyone right now?
Yes
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Sunny
30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed so i can watch tv without disturbing my parents
1. Do you know where your dad is right now?
At work I presume
2. Last time you kissed someone?
Last Saturday
3. What is something you’ve learned about yourself recently?
I’m ill
4. What color is your watch?
Silver with black face
5. Do you like anyone?
yes
6. Are you close to your mom?
i think so
7. Where do you work?
Holborn, London
8. What are you listening to right now?
Midsomer Murders is on in the background
9. What do you smell like?
Shockingly probably because I havent showered today
10. What color are your pants?
blue (i think)
11. Closest thing to your left?
Oyster card
12. What color is your bedroom carpet?
yellow
13. Do you have a chair in your room?
I’m sitting on it
14. What time were you born?
I dont know
15. Do you play any sports?
I used to shoot but I dont have time any more
16. What’s your favorite number?
5
17. Do you know someone named Lori?
No
18. What color is your mom’s hair?
Browny
19. Do you have a dog?
No
20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
Yes
21. When’s the last time you went swimming?
i’m not sure actually
22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
This morning – he has hurt his back
23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Every year – camp 200
24. Do you play an instrument?
No
25. Do you like fire?
Yep
27. When was the last time you cried?
Last Saturday in Durham
28. I love you.
OK…….??????
29. Have you ever been to a spa?
Only that is part of a hotel
30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
Yes
31. Do you like butterflies?
Never really thought about it
32. Who made you laugh last?
Kate
33. What is one thing you miss about your past??
Kate
34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
No
35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Kinda thinking about it for later life because of the holidays
36. What is one thing you have learned about life?
Dont fuck up your relationships because it can really fuck you over
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
Tes
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
I dont know
39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
Not that I can think of
40. What does your dad call you?
Matt
41. What does your mom call you?
Matt
42. What does you hair look like right now?
A state
43. Has a friend ever used you?
Quite probably
44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than a friend?
Not in the recent past
45. What have you eaten today?
Pasta
46. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mum
47. What is your favorite movie?
The Rock
48. Who was the last person who texted you?
Kate
49. What are you looking forward to?
Seeing Kate this weekend
50. How was today?
Shit – i have a cold
Total up and multiply by 4, bist du ein englander?
[x] All of your Granparents are English (sadly mine are mostly scottish)
[ ] You would choose a good old English holiday anytime
[x] You have visited Blackpool
[x] You have been to London
[x] You make fun of the Welsh
SCORE SO FAR [4]
[ ] Fish and Chips is your favourite takeaway
[x] You prefer tea over coffee
[ ] You have tried black pudding
[ ] You like vindaloo
[ ] When you’re abroad you have an English Breakfast over a continental breakfast
SCORE SO FAR [5]
[ ] You hate the Germans
[ ] You hate the French
[x] The Beatles were better than Elvis
[x] British Military is the best in the world
[ ] You have biscuits with your tea
SCORE SO FAR [7]
[x] You have been to a cricket match
[x] You have cried at the end of an England football Match
[x] You say football instead of soccer
[x] You find Only Fools and Horses funny
[x] You find Blackadder funny
SCORE SO FAR [12]
[x] You prefer British humour over American humour
[x] You prefer British television programmes over American television programmes
[ ] When someone falls or drops something you shout waheeey
[x] You know all the words to “always look on the brightside of life”
[ ] No matter what happens you never give up and take the positives out of bad situations
TOTAL [15]
Basically if the letter occurs more than once thats the characteristic to focus on.
“what does your name mean?”
M : best kisser ever.
A : You like to drink.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
E : awesome kisser.
W : You are very broad minded.
J : People Adore You.
A : You like to drink.
M : best kisser ever.
E : awesome kisser.
S : Fuckin crazy.
W : You are very broad minded.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : You are great in bed.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
E : awesome kisser.
So I’m easy to fall in love with, a good kisser and i have a good personality and good looks! :p
A : You like to drink
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : awesome kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People Adore You
K : You’re wild and crazy.
L : You like to drink
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Easy to fall in love with
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You like to drink
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I think politics are interesting
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends
Total: 3
[ ] I show up for school/college/work every day
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I’ve never gotten a detention
[x] I’ve watched talk shows
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week
Total So Far: 5
[x] I know how to run the dish washer
[x] I can count to 10 in Italian/Spanish/French/German
[x] Normally When I say I’m going to do something I do it
[x] Both parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[ ] pay attention at school/college
[ ] I remembered to feed my pets
Total So Far:12
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don’t need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I can type fast
Total So Far: 17
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
Total So Far: 20
My Mental Age Is: 20
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for ‘hurting’ you.
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (off the back of a lorry,…)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush …
so far: 3
[x] you know that it is not possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 8
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 11
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] you are often told to use your “inside voice”.
so far: 13
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (or a calculator)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
so far: 17
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] you tilt you’re head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] when you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “uhm” is used many times a day.
[ ] You had to use a calculator to add this up.
Score: 20
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 and REPOST this as “your total in percent, blond.
there are 33 questions so i only multiplied by 3. becausei can do maths me.
This is fun to do. Just read the ‘offence’ and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each ‘offence’ and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: “My fine is £…”
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot — £10.
Did acid — £5
Ever had sex at church — £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — £40.
Had sex with someone on Facebook — £25
Had sex for money — £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican — £20
Vandalized something — £20.
Had sex on your parents’ bed — £10
Beat up someone — £20.
Been jumped — £10.
Cross dressed — £10
Given money to stripper — £25
Been in love with a stripper — £20
Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know — £0.10.
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — £15
Ever drive and drank — £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — £50.
Used toys while having sex — £30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — £20.
Went skinny dipping — £5.
Had sex in a pool — £20.
Kissed someone of the same sex — £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — £20
Cheated on your significant other — £10.
Masturbated — £10.
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — £20
Done oral — £5.
Got oral — £5.
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — £25
Stole something — £10.
Had sex with someone in jail — £25
Made a nasty home video — £15.
Had a threesome — £50
Had sex in the wild — £20.
Been in the same room while someone was having sex –£25.
Stole something worth over more than a hundred pounds– £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time– £50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — £25.
Went streaking — £5
Went streaking in broad daylight — £15
Been arrested — £5.
Spent time in jail — £15
Peed in the pool — £0.50.
Played spin the bottle — £5.
Done something you regret — £20.
Had sex with your best friend — £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — £25
Had anal sex — £80.
Lied to your mate — £5.
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — £25.
Tally it up and title it: “My Fine Is…”
Do this and repost it with the title:
I’ve done 86 out of the 132 stupid things.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5
Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped School
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die – DAMN PHEASANT
SO FAR: 8
Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 12
Level 6
( ) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 13
Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17
Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding (offroading)
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 21
Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging)
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 26
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 27
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 29
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident – DAMN PHEASANT
SO FAR: 32
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 35
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 38
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 46
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn’t
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 50
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
SO FAR: 54
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 57
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed “Penis” or “Vagina”
( ) Swam With Dolphins..
SO FAR: 58
Level 22
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex’s Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR:59
Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 62
Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 66
Level 25
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 67
Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You’re Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 71
Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 73
Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone’s Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
( ) Tried to hurt yourself
SO FAR: 78
Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 80
Level 31
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 83
Level 32
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five quid or less worth of petrol
Total = 86
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Film List – 94 – But where are the true classics!
Comments off · Posted by wibble in Uncategorized
SUPPOSEDLY if you’ve seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x’s next to the films you’ve seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun!
( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 4
( ) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 8
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 17
( ) Harry Potter 1
( ) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
( ) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 18
( ) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total so far:20
(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total so far: 25
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 31
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 32
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child’s Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(X) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 35
(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean’s Eleven
(x) Ocean’s Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far:45
(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 50
( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She’s All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 56
(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(X) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(X) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 66
( ) Swimfan
(X) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf’s Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 68
(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 74
( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 98
( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 78
( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
( ) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld
Total so far: 81
( ) Kill Bill vol 1
( ) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 112
(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 87
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
GRAND TOTAL: 94
I have seen more films than this – quite a few on here are just crap that I couldn’t consider watching and the fact that the whole Bond franchise is missing doesn’t help. Also where’s Austin Powers and other greater films!
List the last 15 people to write on your Facebook wall, numbering them 1-15. Then answer the questions below.
1. Roger Willis
2. Lindsay Hodges
3. Peter Filcek
4. Annemarie Carroll
5. Matt Maude
6. Charles Knight
7. Stuart Fingland
8. Andy Crossley
9. James Hinde
10. Anna Bosanko
11. Robert Cromarty
12. Rachel Hoyes
13. Gemma Watson
14. Simon Alexander
15. Paul Alcock
How did you meet 10?
Working on all sorts of technical thigs
What would you do if you had never met 6?
Had a more boring time at DASH
What would you do if 5 and 15 dated
Be ever so slightly worried!
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
No
Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
I doubt it
Would number 14 and 7 make a good couple?
I really don’t think so
Describe 8:
Crazy DJ but a god bloke
Do you like 6?
Yeah
Do you think 9 is attractive?
Not personally
Tell me something about 2:
During our gap year she was fond of the Wispy Poof
What’s 7’s favourite colour?
I honestly haven’t got a clue
What would you do if 14 just confessed they liked you?
start to worry
When was the last time you talked to number 11?
A week ago
How tall is 8?
Around the same height as me
What language does 13 speak?
English and a bit of Latin
Who is 2 going out with?
Stephen
What year is 7 in?
Real life
What is 5’s favourite music?
Classic Rock… The Rigging and De-Rigging discs!
Would you ever date 13?
yeah
Would you ever date 12?
Not if things stay as they are
Where does 8 live?
Durham at the moment
What is the best thing about 4?
Great personality and always cheery
What would you like to tell 15 right now?
Yo Yo Whiteboi
How did you meet 9?
Way back on the first day of school
What is the best thing about 3?
He’s good fun to talk to and be around
What did 1 say?
Yeah, I got selection board briefing at the end of January. I could be at Sandhurst by May if I don’t fuck up!
What sex is 2?
female
When was the last time you talked to 2?
Too long ago
What is 5’s best feature?
Ability to make the Ass. Rms look HOT
How old is 8?
21 – i think
Is 5 a psychopath?
quite possibly
Are you related to 7?
Nope
What is the last thing you said to 1?
How did your interview go?
What kind of car does 1 drive?
he doesn’t
How long have you known 2?
18 years on and off
Would 2 and 7 make a good couple?
That could be interesting :p
4 and 9?
Once again interesting
Have you ever had sex with anybody on this list?
yes
How many of them are ex boyfriends?
0
Who was the last one you saw?
Annemarie
Talked to?
Crom
Which one have you known the longest?
Lindsay
Who are you most scared of losing?
Most of them
Who’s parent/s have you met?
1,2,4,6,9
In a letter to all of the Facebook members, Mark Zuckerberg has admitted there were privacy issues with the new FB setup and that they “have been coding nonstop for two days to get you better privacy controls.” Zuckerberg and the rest of the FB team have not removed the feed or mini-feed but have, instead, allowed people to choose what information is viewed on their feed.
I am glad that the features have remained and as i mentioned in a previous blog if you don’t want to look at people’s feeds then why not just minimise them and they will all disappear.
You can read the full letter here
