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I have known for a long time that across the world different words mean different things depending on where you are when you use them – HSBC’s ad campaign has clearly sunk in. This combined with my love for the website urbandictionary.com which which is maintained by the general public to give insight into words and phrases and their alternate meanings.
In some of my spare time I have entered peoples names into the website to see what has come out and I thought I would share these with you.
*PLEASE NOTE the following content is not suitable for young children or anyone easily offended AND DOES NOT REPRESENT TRUE REFLECTION ON THE REAL PERSON*
Arman Zad – A person who likes inserting objects into his anus but also has a small penis
Kate Britton – Someone with an odd masturbation fetish
Mark Cini – A “Bro who likes riding his motor bike”
Nick Jenkin(s) – (I know its without the s but Jenkin isn’t defined this is as close as i could get) – A smelly homosexual geek
Rob “Crom” Cromarty – The Alpha & Omega gang member who takes orders from someone more important than him
Mitch Whitehead – Beating someone over the head with a coconut until it breaks whilst being a man bitch
David Mitchell – A man with an excessive penis
There are more but these are a few that I have collected in recent weeks
I’m sure you have all done it at some point in your life – stayed over at someone’s house and then had to make your way home the next morning with a hangover and generally thinking “Why did I do that last night?”
This is old but its very amusing
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1013028449198268721I read this story in the papers this morning and it amused me. A dog in York called “Ratty” has decided to take himself to the pub on the Number 10 bus. He has been going to the same pub for years but has not been barred because the new owners have a no pets policy.
Ratty used to be able to go into the Black Bull and receive sausages and have a drink until he was barred under the new landlord’s rules (spoilsport). Ratty still gets on the same bus and goes to the same place but now walks across the road to another pub where he is welcomed by staff and customers.
The story has caused mixed reactions and it seems that the majority of people like the story because it appears harmless but certain animal groups are calling for Ratty’s owners to be fined as this is a “criminal offence”.
Source: Daily Mail and Daily Express
I just saw this and thought it was very amusing. Don’t think it has been aired somehow
Oh and if you’re wondering why i have all these videos appearing now I have found a nice WP plugin created by Viper007Bond the plugin is called Viper’s Video Quicktags




