I have known for a long time that across the world different words mean different things depending on where you are when you use them – HSBC’s ad campaign has clearly sunk in. This combined with my love for the website urbandictionary.com which which is maintained by the general public to give insight into words and phrases and their alternate meanings.

In some of my spare time I have entered peoples names into the website to see what has come out and I thought I would share these with you.

*PLEASE NOTE the following content is not suitable for young children or anyone easily offended AND DOES NOT REPRESENT TRUE REFLECTION ON THE REAL PERSON*

Arman Zad – A person who likes inserting objects into his anus but also has a small penis

Kate Britton – Someone with an odd masturbation fetish

Mark Cini – A “Bro who likes riding his motor bike”

Nick Jenkin(s) – (I know its without the s but Jenkin isn’t defined this is as close as i could get) – A smelly homosexual geek

Rob “Crom” Cromarty – The Alpha & Omega gang member who takes orders from someone more important than him

Mitch Whitehead – Beating someone over the head with a coconut until it breaks whilst being a man bitch

David Mitchell – A man with an excessive penis

There are more but these are a few that I have collected in recent weeks

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