I’m 60% Blonde

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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for ‘hurting’ you.
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (off the back of a lorry,…)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush …

so far: 3

[x] you know that it is not possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 11

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] you are often told to use your “inside voice”.

so far: 13

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (or a calculator)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

so far: 17

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] you tilt you’re head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] when you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “uhm” is used many times a day.
[ ] You had to use a calculator to add this up.

Score: 20

NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 and REPOST this as “your total in percent, blond.

there are 33 questions so i only multiplied by 3. becausei can do maths me.

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