Archive for March 2007
30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:
Be 100% truthful!
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
I cant remember shaving them
2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Coughing
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Coughing and mass writing facebook notes
4. Are you any good at maths?
yep
6. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Not that I know of
7. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Umm not really
8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
Myspace… Pah – awful site
9. Last thing received in mail?
Phone bill
10. How many different drinks have you had today?
2 – Water and Ribena
12. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine?
When they dont answer the phone
13. Any plans for tonight?
Get better
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Yeah – you have to
15. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had?
I’m not too sure really
16. What’s outside your front door?
A metal pig
17. Do you have plans on Friday night?
Not yet
18. Do you like the ocean?
Kinda – dont like boat trips as they can make me feel sick
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?.
No
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
No
22. Something you are excited about?
Kate coming to visit this weekend
23. Who around you has the most problems?
Me probably
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No
25. Describe your love life?
I’m in love but its not reciprocated
26. Where do you keep your change?
my wallet
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
I’m not sure
28. Do you like anyone right now?
Yes
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Sunny
30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed so i can watch tv without disturbing my parents
1. Do you know where your dad is right now?
At work I presume
2. Last time you kissed someone?
Last Saturday
3. What is something you’ve learned about yourself recently?
I’m ill
4. What color is your watch?
Silver with black face
5. Do you like anyone?
yes
6. Are you close to your mom?
i think so
7. Where do you work?
Holborn, London
8. What are you listening to right now?
Midsomer Murders is on in the background
9. What do you smell like?
Shockingly probably because I havent showered today
10. What color are your pants?
blue (i think)
11. Closest thing to your left?
Oyster card
12. What color is your bedroom carpet?
yellow
13. Do you have a chair in your room?
I’m sitting on it
14. What time were you born?
I dont know
15. Do you play any sports?
I used to shoot but I dont have time any more
16. What’s your favorite number?
5
17. Do you know someone named Lori?
No
18. What color is your mom’s hair?
Browny
19. Do you have a dog?
No
20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
Yes
21. When’s the last time you went swimming?
i’m not sure actually
22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
This morning – he has hurt his back
23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Every year – camp 200
24. Do you play an instrument?
No
25. Do you like fire?
Yep
27. When was the last time you cried?
Last Saturday in Durham
28. I love you.
OK…….??????
29. Have you ever been to a spa?
Only that is part of a hotel
30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
Yes
31. Do you like butterflies?
Never really thought about it
32. Who made you laugh last?
Kate
33. What is one thing you miss about your past??
Kate
34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
No
35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Kinda thinking about it for later life because of the holidays
36. What is one thing you have learned about life?
Dont fuck up your relationships because it can really fuck you over
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
Tes
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
I dont know
39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
Not that I can think of
40. What does your dad call you?
Matt
41. What does your mom call you?
Matt
42. What does you hair look like right now?
A state
43. Has a friend ever used you?
Quite probably
44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than a friend?
Not in the recent past
45. What have you eaten today?
Pasta
46. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mum
47. What is your favorite movie?
The Rock
48. Who was the last person who texted you?
Kate
49. What are you looking forward to?
Seeing Kate this weekend
50. How was today?
Shit – i have a cold
Total up and multiply by 4, bist du ein englander?
[x] All of your Granparents are English (sadly mine are mostly scottish)
[ ] You would choose a good old English holiday anytime
[x] You have visited Blackpool
[x] You have been to London
[x] You make fun of the Welsh
SCORE SO FAR [4]
[ ] Fish and Chips is your favourite takeaway
[x] You prefer tea over coffee
[ ] You have tried black pudding
[ ] You like vindaloo
[ ] When you’re abroad you have an English Breakfast over a continental breakfast
SCORE SO FAR [5]
[ ] You hate the Germans
[ ] You hate the French
[x] The Beatles were better than Elvis
[x] British Military is the best in the world
[ ] You have biscuits with your tea
SCORE SO FAR [7]
[x] You have been to a cricket match
[x] You have cried at the end of an England football Match
[x] You say football instead of soccer
[x] You find Only Fools and Horses funny
[x] You find Blackadder funny
SCORE SO FAR [12]
[x] You prefer British humour over American humour
[x] You prefer British television programmes over American television programmes
[ ] When someone falls or drops something you shout waheeey
[x] You know all the words to “always look on the brightside of life”
[ ] No matter what happens you never give up and take the positives out of bad situations
TOTAL [15]
Basically if the letter occurs more than once thats the characteristic to focus on.
“what does your name mean?”
M : best kisser ever.
A : You like to drink.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
E : awesome kisser.
W : You are very broad minded.
J : People Adore You.
A : You like to drink.
M : best kisser ever.
E : awesome kisser.
S : Fuckin crazy.
W : You are very broad minded.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : You are great in bed.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
E : awesome kisser.
So I’m easy to fall in love with, a good kisser and i have a good personality and good looks! :p
A : You like to drink
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : awesome kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People Adore You
K : You’re wild and crazy.
L : You like to drink
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Easy to fall in love with
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You like to drink
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I think politics are interesting
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends
Total: 3
[ ] I show up for school/college/work every day
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I’ve never gotten a detention
[x] I’ve watched talk shows
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week
Total So Far: 5
[x] I know how to run the dish washer
[x] I can count to 10 in Italian/Spanish/French/German
[x] Normally When I say I’m going to do something I do it
[x] Both parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[ ] pay attention at school/college
[ ] I remembered to feed my pets
Total So Far:12
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don’t need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I can type fast
Total So Far: 17
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
Total So Far: 20
My Mental Age Is: 20
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for ‘hurting’ you.
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (off the back of a lorry,…)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush …
so far: 3
[x] you know that it is not possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 8
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 11
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] you are often told to use your “inside voice”.
so far: 13
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (or a calculator)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
so far: 17
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] you tilt you’re head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] when you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “uhm” is used many times a day.
[ ] You had to use a calculator to add this up.
Score: 20
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 and REPOST this as “your total in percent, blond.
there are 33 questions so i only multiplied by 3. becausei can do maths me.




